justin bieber nail polish pt.3
REBLOGGING _ONLY_ BCUZ THAT COLOUR IS CALLED “ONE LESS LONELY GLITTER” !!!
NO WORD OF A LIE all their nailpolish has hilarious names! i was looking for this this weekend! i found a coupon for the ONE LESS LONELY GIRL collection and wanted to buy some for my friend but it’s like 10 bucks! back in the day when i bought nailpolish it was like 2 bucks. man, you should check out the other names, they are all hilarious as fuck!
Mary Van Note
Mary Van Note is a stand-up comedienne of the weird variety. She performs at colleges, clubs and festivals across the country and she is the creator and star of the award winning Independent Film Channel web series The Mary Van Note Show: Gavin Really Wants Me.
The San Francisco Bay Guardian called her a “Zine-Queen Comedian” as she regularly makes zines, crafts and mini-comics. Her specialties are stick-figures and cross-stitch.
“A Gracie Allen for the new millennium, Van Note’s comedic styling is truly unique, as she combines elements of raunchy slapstick with charmingly innocent self-deprecation.” - Flypmedia.com
“Kaufman-esque.” - Jesse Thorn of The Sound of Young America
“Van Note’s film shorts reminded us of Andy Samberg’s digital shorts for SNL, but darker. Like all good comedians, she makes us laugh by being brutally honest. She’s crude and vulnerable at the same time. And she’s hella funny.” - SF Weekly
Performing at Snob Theater’s One Year Anniversary Show with fellow comedians Will Franken, Jules Posner, and Natasha Muse with musical guests Il Gato and Sonny Pete.
this is definitely what made me fall in love with mary!
(via maryvannote)
hair n bbq
file under: things i need to do to my hair before i chop it off, also things i need to do before i die - barbeque naked save for a subversive vintage apron.
(via tangledupinlace)
The Barrison Sisters were a risqué Vaudeville act who performed in the United States and Europe from about 1891 to 1900, advertised as The Wickedest Girls In the World. In their most famous act, the sisters would dance, raising their skirts slightly above their knees, and ask the audience, “Would you like to see my pussy?” When they had coaxed the audience into an enthusiastic response, they would raise up their skirts, revealing that each sister was wearing underwear of their own manufacture that had a live kitten secured over the crotch.
AMAZING. THE BEST. INCREDIBLE.
well my my my, isn’t my dashboard full of embittered women and film stills this evening?
